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not so proudly present
ThE 11 woRkiNG n64 gAmeS fOr nINteNdo wII
HeRe iT iS aS PrOMiSeD
ThESe 11 n64 gAmEs aRe tHe oNly oNeS wOrKiNg fOr tHe NinTenDo wII
aLL 4 U oN ThIs aUtO-BoOtiNg dIsC
iT dOesNt mAttEr iF U hAvE NtSc oR pAL sYsTeM
iT woRks oN BoTH
bUt YoU MuST haVe a MoD-ChIp iNstAlLed iN yoUr wII
jUsT bUrN thE .IsO fIle oN a bLaNk DvD
wAiT sOmE mInUtEs
mEaNWhIle maYbE jErK oFF tO sOme gAy pRoN iF yOu aRe a qUiCK cuMmEr
oR iF yOu hAvE a sLoW bUrNeR
aFtEr yOu aNd tHE bUrNeR aRe dOnE
jUsT pUt bAcK yoUr diCk iN yoUr sKirT
aNd tAke ouT tHe diSc fRoM thE buRnEr
AnD PuT iT iN yOuR wII
tHe dIsc thAt iS
nOt yoUr liTTle cOcK
aNd TheN yOu PlAY
wItH yoUrsElF
nO
i mEaN
pLaY tHe gaMeS
tHe n64-GaMeS iN tHiS ReLeASe aRe
o1 ... dUkE nUkEm 64
o2 ... kIrBy 64 - tHe cRyStaL ShArDS
o3 ... lEgeNd oF zELdA - MaJorA's mAsK
o4 ... leGEnD oF zeLDa - oCArINa oF tIMe
o5 ... mACe - tHe dArK aGe
o6 ... mArIo KaRT 64
o7 ... pIlOtWIngS 64
o8 ... sTaR fOX 64
o9 ... sTar SoLDiER vaNiShiNg eArtH
1o ... SuPEr mARiO 64
11 ... wAVe Race 64
hAvE fUn WitH tHIs rELEaSe
aND rEmeMBer
pLaY iT lOuD MuTHa
wiitards - one extra chromosome of pure power <
